Elastic-Band

Smada Vs Vernie

2010-10-05T14:37:00.000-07:00

With the price of DSTV at a affordable R649
The Smada household has aquired there very own dish
For years we've been watching at the Vernie's (HD PVR)
but in a attemp to draw more folks spectators to the Smada household.. they now offer a array of snacks.. so you choose

To Be or not to OPD

2010-10-05T14:32:00.001-07:00

well as many of you have heard.. there has been on going discussion..wrt whether or not the actual OPD club exist.. finally..after months and months of research,we are proud to bring you the first proof of OPD existance

EB BACK WITH A BANG

2010-05-03T04:59:00.000-07:00

Yes.. after a year break.. during the 2009 season(due to creative differences)
EB is back.. and with a bang.. along the way we've lost some members and so forth..
but all that will be explained in the next update of the website..
in actual fact..in this pic..despite all the "CTF" going on..
does it look like Kenny has a pair of Supergas on?

Newly Aquired Sayings,Feel free to Add

2010-05-03T04:48:00.000-07:00

• Got Patron in my hand.. i'm the Shiv
• Just a Jokie Jokie
• Delicoius Valicoius
• Yor Kenny,who’s that Vuil Kindt
• But I have mos have a Polar neck
• The Play by Play
• Bone,Bone ,Neck
• The Sunrise Sho’
• I Love you more than Stuart(yet to be proven)
• 2 words “onder die Tafel
• Cougar Lounge baby
• Do you have a Menthol?
• Zim~Zam
• That’s my new drink now
• One.. two.. three..
• Kenny I cant belive you packed uit..
- Smada witchoo
- Yor i'm Kuck tired

2010.. Love to be there..

2010-05-03T04:33:00.000-07:00

Yes world cup fever is here.. and as EB is proudly South Africa
we would like to inform you..that as a band.. we back BAFANA BAFANA..
Altho the reason for this specific post..
we would just like to put out a personal request for tickets..
i mean if you happen to have any spare tickets layin around..please leave a comment.. and we will gladly come collect it by u..

New Board Formed

2010-05-03T04:26:00.001-07:00

With the Launch of the much anticipated World Cup Game.. as a band we thought it important to reward those who deserve reward.. in all fairness credit due.. to credit due.
With that great opening speech.. let me congratulate Wesley Charl Adams with his recent appointment of Vice-President of Zim~Zam.. with KKlaasen applying for regional head
We as the board regret to inform Daren.. your application has been rejected,please try again next world cup

Lloyd Moves to Town

2010-05-03T04:18:00.001-07:00

as many of you know.. who were followers of the Band.. despite our recent year break
our dear Friend/Lead Strummer/ALmost Drummer and Producer has recently moved on to greener pastures.. done with the life of Surbubia..
Lloyd now lives on his ace.. in Buitendag Street.. so any single ladies looking for a place to crash.. give Lloyd a call..but please.. bring with your own chair..

A warm Welcome Back

2008-11-10T06:32:00.000-08:00

Well its been a while.. and we the team here at EB would like to welcome all our old members back.. and also congratulating the new members for choosing a excellent band
So if you wondering where we've been all this time.. well i think our logo says it all
Yes folks.. we took time off to play games.. and as childish as this seems.. it was fun..
but fret not.. EB wil be back now with regular updates and occurances
but to stay in contact with us on the Xbox LIVE scene.. you may add any of the following gamertags
Kuldersak:Devon
Hav a sak:Lloyd
esword :Edwin
T-junction:Daren
Backpack08:Stu-wa

New Singles

2008-11-10T06:23:00.000-08:00

Life,love and everything else..
As you can see below.. the success rate of our single has increased drastically
so for those on the list.. fret not.. just sit back,relax and let EB take care of the rest.. we have however added to new single members.. so please try and find them happiness as well..
also keep me updated as to who's found love
Deena -->> married
Kandle-->> dated-->> broke up-->>currently dating again(playa)
Clayton -->>dating
Elevia -->>dating
Lezil -->>dating
Candice de Rouche -->>dating
Lloyd -->>not dating,but just bought a new game

Lan-Weekend Coming Up soon

2008-11-10T06:18:00.000-08:00

Its that time of the year again.. where people buy each other random gift and give out christmas kisses for now reason.. and of coarse with that comes Lan-Weekend
As the holiday season approaches and exams come to a end.. please do prep yourself for this Epic weekend of games..
The Champions of last year(kklaasen,and Al Al) need to be taken down..
also a side note for Wella: i am letting you know now already.. so you can complete you projects/exams/charl mountain biking

Kenny's Back on that Horse

2008-11-10T06:16:00.001-08:00

As many of you have probably heard by now..
Kandle Klaasen has been seeing a particular female person..
Well unfortunately not everything worked out as planned for that particular situation and KKlaasen was devastated.. but as you can see.. his finally out of his depression and looking good..
and in my opninion definately not lookin single anymore..

EB now has a Indoor Team

2008-11-10T06:09:00.000-08:00

Well as many of you know.. our Band is multi-talented.. and in a bid to keep in tip-top shape.. we've decided to start a indoor team and welcome all those who are willing to join in the fun,
We do however have rules pertaining to our team
1:you must be willing to loose each week
2:you may not have more talent than us
3:you may not get upset when we skill whole time and dont pass
4:you must be willing to play alonside greats like The Hendricks Trio

Mr EB / Men's Health

2008-02-05T01:21:00.000-08:00

Because its the first year.. Men's health and EB have teamed up..
we decided to make a extra great package for the winner
Firstly we have ample time to vote.. ample time to provide better and sexier photo's
and we also have a open stage.. so who ever is eligable may enter..
but please.. no real models..
so please check out the initial launch of MR EB 2008
under the EB related sites..(just to your right)

Has it been 2 months?

2008-02-05T01:16:00.000-08:00

i'm not 100% sure of the "quote" so if someone could please correct me..
was it 2 months.. or was it in the 2nd month of 2008?
any how
Well folks there you have it candidate number 2

SMS Girl002 to 082 W-E-L-L-A
to book "random" girl a place in Wella's life..

Kenny goes back to school

2008-02-05T01:12:00.001-08:00

Its that time of the year again.. when we say goodbye to our dear friend Kenny..
as you know.. Kenny takes his school work very seroiusly.. and if its not summer school its normal shcool and if its not normal school its winter shcool..
so Kenny just ask me to create this little "bye bye" card.. just to say thanks for all your support.. and keep him in your prayers.. and he'l see you
Dec 12 - til Dec 17 (round about that time.. depending on wat date Summer school starts again)

Lloyd goes to Argentina

2008-02-05T01:09:00.001-08:00

And although this picture has absolutely nothing to do with Argentina.. i just thought i would add it..
but please do check out the Lloyd's Candid Camera link
under the EB Sites
cause if you dont.. you a looser.. and we loose loads of revenue..
so before you read any further.. go check it out..

Dont Forget to Vote

2008-02-05T01:04:00.000-08:00

a "world" version on thee unforgetable game has been released..
no obvoiusly with a world version you'll need "world cities"
So now they are in the process of selecting 40 cities.. and yes.. Cape Town is in there..
but we need to boost our position.. so if you have time and do absolutely nothing at work.. be sure to go online and vote for out fair city..
http://www.monopolyworldvote.com/

Elastic Band Looking to Tour

2008-01-21T23:30:00.001-08:00

Well its come around to that time of the year.. where we start taking booking for our annual tour..
Due to our rise in popularity.. we will be touring the entire country..but we not however sure of wat venue would be the best to play at..
so if you have a good venue in mind
Lettuce us know.. we'l take it up with our sponsors and who know.. EB could be coming to a Civic center/library hall near you..
The Cape Town show was suppose to be played at Bro Willy's Garage.. but unfortunately that venue is fully booked..

A momentus occasion

2008-01-21T23:22:00.000-08:00

You might be wondering why all these folks came out and dressed up and looking spaff..
Well this special occasion has onlyl on honour is mind.. to some it might seem small and insignificant..but to Sir Richard Bennet/Bruce Lee/Roscoe
its a achievement..
here we see lloyd shaking the hand of a man that finally made it all the way to the credits of the Pa-ree video..
Well done Richard.. you made us proud

Unlimited SMS's With Virgin

2008-01-21T06:15:00.000-08:00

well i am sure many of you have heard about the new amazing contract with Virgin..
so as the EB Group.. you know we love specials.. so we thought we would bring it to your guys attention..
And at the moment.. we current have Daren runnning a trial run on the cotract..
but here's wat its offering you
Firstly you pay R135/month (+ connection fee of coarse or insurance)
They give you : 1 x new phone
R135 airtime
1000 sms's a month (33 sms a day)

one catch: You cant never tell anyone you dont have airtime to sms them,so if Daren doesnt wann reply to you.. its because he didnt want to..

Life After Carmen

2008-01-21T05:37:00.000-08:00

Well since Dr Carmen has left for The Youth-in-Asia.. life has been a bit difficult to adjust to for our lead singer/back-up guitarist Wella..
But in a recent interview with Wella.. he said that..he misses his baby..
and although.. he doesnt know..(he'l need about 2 months) he think's she's a good candidate..
so folks when you get the chance..
SMS Girl003 to 082 W-E-L-L-A
to book carmen's place in Wella's life..

Terms and Conditions Apply
Sms Cost R7.50
Free minutes do not apply

Life Accorinding To LLoyd

2008-01-21T05:32:00.000-08:00

Well folks.. our Drummer/Guitarist/Producer/Nice skin guys blu blu blu..
in otherwords lloyd.. has dedicated his time to bringing you life of EB
wat goes on around and went to exstensive lenghts.. not only to bring you the footage.. but also to get to these locations..
so please do check out our new slot under EB Related sites..

Kenny Keeps Another Secret

2007-12-03T03:51:00.000-08:00

1st of Dec.. time of holidays.. days at the beach.. playing games till late..
just spending time with family and friends.. and there boots...
except for one Kenith Klaasen..
Unfortunately this year.. and for the next 7 years.. Kenny wont be joinging us for any summer activities.. cause.. he wil be at summer shcool.. and not because he has to,or re-write.. or any of those reasons.. and its not even because of a girl..
Kenny just feels this will get him better equip for his future..
and although at this time,it might seem uncool,unpopular.. and all round ooober lame..
as a Band.. we just want to encourage u kenny,once Dollars.. come rolling in..then.. then the kinnes is gonna start rolling in as well..
So continue on with summer shcool and we promise not to tell anybody..

Guess who's back on Mxit..

2007-12-03T02:24:00.000-08:00

Those die hard followers of Mxit..
I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS CAN REMEMBER ONE OF OUR VERY FIRST POST..
BUT YES..
Darren "Tamatie" Eaves is back on Mxit.. although he never got his marks back yet..
his confidents his phone wont get taken away this time (Maths 18%)
So dont be suprised wen you've been added by the Candyman..

What is Fuzion Frenzy all About..

2007-12-03T02:20:00.000-08:00

SO since the last couple of weeks.. you've heard on mxit about this "fuzion frenzy"
and well in plain and simple.. its a game for the entire family..
and can be enjoyed by all..
At the current moment.. here is how the score bore stands
Trail Blazer- Lloyd
Magma Escape- Kyle Du plooy
Aqua Falls -Tamatie Eaves
PowerTreads -Devon
Huk-Huk -Daren
Geluk -Kenny Klaasen
Carmen -new comer/most improved

Well Done Dr's

2007-12-03T02:17:00.000-08:00

Finally.. the've finished.. and i'm quite proud to..
yup Dr Carmen and Dr VK can now proudly say they are the team Dr's for the EB group..
so in essence what does this mean for us..
They have assured us.. that we will recieve free medical tour..
"While we was on tour"- posh spice
And of coarse that Wella doesnt have to study anymore..
His set..
It actually reminds me of a a old Ivan Priestly saying..
"When in life,love comes around with a bell and bow..
its almost like you've been set free,which the French refers to as a "Lorenzo"

The German

2007-12-03T02:09:00.000-08:00

I'm sure many of you have heard about the german by now..thru our fellow council and mxit-ters..
and yes it is true what many of you have heard.. if the german is there.. the party is gonna rock.. so next time.. you find yourself and you see the German.. do stay.. its bound to be a evening worth remembering..

I doubt any of the girls noticed thee so called "German"
but for those guys who was at Ignite.. and FTV..
I'm sure you do recall

What was hot last Weekend

2007-11-15T00:47:00.000-08:00

Many of you missed it..but for those that did come.. you missed a Wreckless party.. we had some good braai(compliments to Ricki)
We played some good poker..
and just had some fun with Robyn..
Its a pity Daren couldnt make it.. he would of had so much fun..

Best of the Best

2007-11-15T00:44:00.001-08:00

Seeing how most of the post of this week includes Robyn's party..
it would only be right for me to share the movie that i so tried to bring across that night.. and hopefully now its ringing some bells..
If not.. you'l definately gonna have to go out and Hire it from MR Video

Just a Random Post

2007-11-15T00:30:00.001-08:00

Well i walked past a Toilet.. and saw this "sign" infront of it..come on.. this had to be a afrikaans person..

Fagmida Miller

2007-11-15T00:03:00.000-08:00

Hi there.. for those of you that did attend the B-day part of Robyn Janice..
i would just like to use this oppertunity to welcome our new Poker Move.. and thanks to miss Fagmida Miller..
so from now on this Official EB Move wil be known as the Fagmiller

Is the Mushroom Cut Back?

2007-11-14T23:59:00.000-08:00

Well this is not the clearest picture in the world.. but you can clearly see(even though its not the clearest in the world)
anyhow.. you can clearly see Stuwie.. sporting a Mushroom cut..
could the boredom of Holidays be getting to him?

5 Insane Monsters

2007-11-05T07:43:00.000-08:00

Well Folks.. this is just a Add on congratulation.. to our dear friend Nathan-Lyle..
as being the official Dota-ian..
And the Current Reigning champion of me and lloyd..
So if you a Big Warcraft player.. and want to test you skills.. lettuce know.. and we'l arrange for a battle

Ps: only seroius players.. no NEWBS.. and u must speak the Language
IE: ulti,-ar,-ms,-ap ect..

Kenny Spotted?

2007-11-05T07:40:00.000-08:00

As regular clubbers..i'm sure you've seen that random guy walking around with a camera.. making a plash everywhere..
Well a good friend of the band.. happen to catch our Lead Guitarist.. out at Jetlag
and he sent this photo onto me..
at the moment.. we'll just refer to her as Kenny's "Partner"
My buddy at Thunda.com.. ensured me that if he did get any more photo's of Kenny.. he will forward it on to me..
Funny this is.. i've seen her somewhere.. i just cant place her..
but i'm picturing her close to a golf.. maybe a blue one..
can anyone help me out here?

I should definately get me a VW too..

2007-11-05T07:33:00.000-08:00

Last week.. our Drummer/strummer/producer.. got himself a VW Golf..
55lire tank,r/t,a/c FSH/p/s..
the whole trip..
but what the prevoius owner failed to mention to Lloyd was what a chick magnet this "Golfie" was..
Since that day.. Lloyd hasnt had a peaceful sleep..as sms's has been bombarding him..
Wait a minute.. that girl.. behind lloyd,top left.. i've seen her somewhere..
must be the pulling power of that Golfie.. Kenny u best invest in on

Hier is die Buur

2007-11-05T07:30:00.000-08:00

Yup.. for those of you guys that missed the "Hier is die Bier"
well this weekend coming up is the official weekend to make it up
yes its understandable there's exams..
and blu blu blu
but as you can see by the picture.. last weekend's HIDB party was off the Chiz-niz.. and of coarse.. you had to be there to expierience it.. this was only one of the many games that was played that evening..
Congratulations goes out to Lloyd.. named chess champion on the evening..

The Eagle has Landed

2007-10-23T03:28:00.000-07:00

For those who are wondering what they wil be doing once exams is over.. well
i have your solution right here folks..
at the moment.. Daren is the 2005/2006 champion..
so the title will be up for grabs very soon.. please do join us..
but only once everyone is done with exams of coarse.. except Wella.. he can handle it..

Month of Love

2007-10-23T03:22:00.000-07:00

According to Sir Ivan Priestly: "love,in every essence of the word,gives life,breathes air into the very being,yet we stand up.."
So we decided to celebrate the month of Love.. and our camera man has captured a few of those precious moments..
Unfortunately for Lloyd,we didnt manage to capture him alone with a girl for longer than 2 seconds before he started making gaai of her.. and she chased him away,so his Month of Love this here wil be celebrated SOLO.. What a waste..cause this year he really went all out,leather jacket,rays bans..

Wella and Charlie

2007-10-23T03:18:00.000-07:00

Here we see Wella and Charlie,getting a little to close for comfort..
but in a safe enviroment of coarse.. and under the supervision of Carmen of coarse
who doesnt seem too impressed with all this lovely dovey thats going on

Stu and Jessica

2007-10-23T03:15:00.000-07:00

Here we see Jessica and Stu both missing there loved ones..
and they miss them so much.. the turn to Elevia's phone..
which obvoiusly contains the N1 City "Toilet" vidoe
But Luckily we know,Stu and Jess would never watch that Filth..even if it is only for "research" purposes

Richard Bennet(Roscoe) and His Mot

2007-10-23T03:12:00.000-07:00

Here we see Richard,speding a lovely evening with his lady..
but at the same time listening to the United game on his phone..

Its almost PARTY TIME

2007-10-09T05:22:00.000-07:00

Yes members.. fans and followers..
The 1st of December is almost year and it falls on a Saturday..
So be sure to keep that day cleared..
All welcomed.. its going to be Legend-Dairy... all welcomed.. an get as many folk as possible..
and be sure to save up some cash..
for that coke..met ys..

Klawers for Poker

2007-10-09T04:59:00.000-07:00

Like everything in life.. change is inevitable.. and even though my spelling wont ever change.. other things will
so yes.. Last week friday.. was the official dawn of the Klawers Error..
and the goodbye to the Poker Phase.. dont get me wrong.. Poker will stil be around.. and definately back next year.. but for summer.. we are introducing the Age old Game of Klawers.. and regular tornaments wil be held.. so polish up your skills and be sure to keep your ears and eyes peeled for our next event..

Klawer Tip:Ensure your partner can play as well

EB Vidoes Coming Soon

2007-10-09T04:29:00.000-07:00

Pictures are ok.. but wouldnt it be excellent to have a video footage.. actual live vidoe footage.. and soon all of that wil be possible..
In the Next update of the site.. we will be releasing.. never seen before footage of some momentos occasions..
Mogamat maak skoon..
The Night Carmen Rejected Lloyd..
Lloyd's Good bye vidoe
Kenny's "Washiela" video
And even Daren's first bike ride

And many more.. so stay tuned....

Volley Ball Trials to be had

2007-10-09T04:03:00.000-07:00

AS many of you know..
Summer.. is around the corner.. and yes.. although many-a-nights we will be out at various gigs.. during the day.. we will find ourselve.. soaking up the sun..
no any real beach go-er know.. you cant go to the beach.. without playing volleyball
And of coarse we want to impress and look good for the ladies.. so we will be having trials.. for those who feel they can enter the EB Volleyball team..
Practice wil commence on the 15 Oct at Central Park..

Boys Weekend Away

2007-10-09T03:58:00.000-07:00

as everyone all knows.. its nearing that time when the EB group.. has to have a group building get-away.. and yes.. this year.. our team building efforts will be done around some fishing..
so get out those hooks,and those lines.. and be prepared to catch some fish..
all details will be provided..
strictly no females.. and no real fishermen..
if you can fish for real..you are seroiusly forbidden.. from a trip such as this..
As a group.. we dont have any equipment.. so if there is maybe a organization looking to sponsor a worthy cause.. dont be afraid to bless us with your wealth

Are we One GIG Wonders

2007-09-04T03:27:00.001-07:00

We had one gig.. an not another..
So in essence does that make us one-gig-wonders..
Mmmmhh there's no right or wrong answer to that..
But we've been receiving some NEGATIVE media coverage.. so we just as a band wanted to release this report.. to let the fans know.. as well as the general public
No we not O-G-W.. and actually have a number of gigs lined up..
we've also been working hard behind the scenes.. to bring you the EB Public..
Our brand new hot track.. Wella's Song..
So stay connected to the Site.. for the official release date

BackStage Passes now Available

2007-09-04T03:20:00.000-07:00

As many of you guys know.. as a band.. its very important.. to have full access to the stage.. all the instruments and even the equipment..
So finally we've received our backstage passes..
Unfortunately we only have the passes available for the "Instrument Playing" members..
For our singers however.. we do have backstage beads and we working on "frontrow" beads for our fans..
But like you guys know.. for those beads.. there's always a price..
So if you want to collect either.. be sure to collect at the EB Head Office..
As it might be useful at our next gig

Our Blood is Green.. On 2 conditions of coarse

2007-09-04T03:05:00.000-07:00

As most of you sport fanatics are probably preparing for the 2007 Rugby World Cup..
One question comes to mind.. is Your Blood Green.. Are you backing the Boks to bring the trophy back(yup-up u chicken)
Well as the EB group.. yes we do back our boys.. but there a slight problem with the squad.. So until the changes are brought about..
As EB group.. we can never really support them fully.. cause as loyal fans and supporters we feel our needs arent been me..
an all we request is the following

1:Bring Chester Williams back.. we need that wing experience..
2:Joel Stransky.. he did it in 95 for us.. what stops his from achieving it again..

Finally Its Here

2007-09-04T03:01:00.000-07:00

Well Folks its what we've all been waiting for..
I finally received some good news..
EB Online Ads will be up and running for your perusal as from today..
For now.. most of the Items are not for sale.. but just a basic idea of what kinda prodcuts and items are to come..
So if you do have some extra cash in your wallet after Payday.. feel free to have a gander at the Cataloge
All proceeds go directly to EB..
So check our the Link.. and dont worry.. we wont Naaaaaat you..

Some Bad News

2007-08-22T02:17:00.000-07:00

I'm sure when we launched this idea.. we thought it was brilliant..
but its sad for me to report..
That Our Single's and Singlette success rate is a absolute failure..
Yes all those folks are still 100% single..
So now it comes down to this..
We've done all we can.. its now time for you guys.. take a long good look in the mirror,and ask yourself..
Wats wrong with me..
Wat do i need to change..
Could i be the problem..

Oh a more positive note.. all our EB Couples are stil happily together..

Are all Band Members Equal?

2007-08-22T01:55:00.000-07:00

Sad to say.. but i am afraid not.. Or at least not according to Kenny..
Yes he might be our lead talent.. but unfortunately.. we as the EB group.. will have to let him go.. and with good reason of coarse.. WHY you might ask..

1:Kenny refused to move the couch..
2:He lied to Daren(fellow Band memeber)
3:He doesnt attend practice

Now guys,if it was up to me.. i vote for Kenny to stay.. but under the EB LAW act(see EB law link)
Kenny has got to go.. he has had his 3 strikes..
And with that.. we do have interest from other guitarist.. dying to be in the EB Group..and i think its only fair.. we give this young lad a chance..
Seeing how Kenny blew his..

What New with the EB Website?

2007-08-22T01:52:00.001-07:00

As many of our regular website subcribers can see..
The EB Page have really grown in leaps and bound.. since its first day..
And Once again i am proud to announce,a new Link..
Yup..its the REMEMBER WHEN slot..
So if you do get a spare moment.. do check it out..
Also we still need a couple more Items for our EB ADS.. hence the Delay..
But that too will be launched soon..
So check it out..

Fear Factor

2007-08-20T02:37:00.000-07:00

Ok i dont know how many of you guys watch the shows..
I'm guessing not alot.. cause these days most people have Dstv..
Anyhow.. if you are of the few people.. that dont have dish.. and forced to Watch SABC - Etv
I know Monday nights are Usually the comedy shows on Sabc 3
but do me a favour.. next monday..
Watch Fear Factor.. now i have no problem with the show..
but everyweek.. Garenteed there are normal people.. then one random lady.. with huge breast.. and every week,the wil find a reason for this "particual lady" to wear a swim suit..or some sort of tight top.. for the stunt
I havents seen next week mondays show yet.. cause well its in the future.. but if it does com out as i predicted..with one or two random ladies
Then i would just like to commend the producers on a faboulos show..

In Closing

2007-08-20T02:31:00.000-07:00

As many of you know..if you have been following the regular site updates of coarse.. Saturday past was the coming of age for one Miss B. Joynerwood
Bryne as me just to create this final msg just to say thanks to all those guys that attended not only the Saturday night at Cubana.. but also those who came to lunch..Sunday
your presence shall not be forgotten..
Please do keep your schedules free as we will be attending the Hip-Hop Indaba next..
25th.. i think..
for any further details.. please give our PR as well as head researcher a call..
Robyn Janice..
i would leave her number her.. but i know some of our viewers are freaks..
so please get into contact with me first..
i'l screen you first,then past you on to Rikki,to screen you again..

Quotable Quotes.. Its Finally here

2007-08-15T04:26:00.000-07:00

Yes.. its what we've all been waiting for..
Quotable Quotes..
As all of you guys know,we are a ever changing site..
So if perhaps you think you said something,or someone else said something
but there photo is not on this site,but sure to leave a comment..and
our IT department will get on it right away..
So do check it out.. and like i said.. if you remember something funny.. that someone did or say.. be sure to lettuce know.. and it will definately Turnip in the updates

Matric Ball

2007-08-15T04:09:00.000-07:00

As you guys know.. its finally come to that time of year.. for our beloved song bird to graduate..
Nope not well.. he stil has a couple of years to go.. he must stil repeat his 3rd year one more time.. and then even he too can have a graduation ball
But this special day belongs to Carmen..
And yes.. she's been planning this event for months.. dress,shoes,earings,lipstick.. date..
Once again.. i am not sure of the details.. but i hope there will be a preview available..
The event is on Saturday.. so if you guys are doing nothing be sure to go check Carmen and Wella out.. on there first official "big" date..

HIP HOP INDABA

2007-08-15T03:53:00.000-07:00

I'm sure you've seen the flyer round town,and well if you haven't then now you do
So yes.. this wil be EB next big event on the Calender,nope,we wont be performing..
as they are fully booked already... but we most definately will be attended..
Hip-Hop Indaba was brought to my attention by Robyn Janice.. and she request we attend.. because her friend(the guy who sat at the end of the couch) wil be performing
so lettuce turnip and support Robyn,as she supports that couch dude
This very celebration.. also forms part of a long goodbye we have planned for robyn.. so please folks.. do support

Poker Nigghhhttt

2007-08-15T02:38:00.000-07:00

Yes,for those who missed it..
Saturday we had one heck of a poker night.. and i think it would be safe to say.. Lloyd once again was thee most agrresive player..
We would like to send out a apology for all those who did not recieve invitations..
as we had a limited amounts of seats available..
but it would be safe to say that Robyn and Carmen wont be attending our next poker night
as they were the only two that didnt laugh for any of the jokes that was made on the evening..
Also a thanks to Timmy for make a late appearance..
So yes,there will be 2 extra seats available.. so if you do get a invite.. count yourself luckly..

Do we Look Confused

2007-08-06T06:43:00.001-07:00

You might be wondering why Kenny and Wella is starting into space(well not actually space,more like the roof,but saying "space" just added a dramatical effect,thus causing the crowd to follow the story more intensely)
Anyhow.. yes we have song.. or to be more precise.. we have the music,tune,beat.. call it wat you will.. What we do need now,however is lyrics.. please people.. anything will do,if you feel your lyrics has what it takes.. We'll have look at it..
and if it is chosen,we'l be sure to put your name under the "Thanks" section,on our CD..and maybe also mention it,if we play your song live at one of our gigs

Someone turning 21

2007-08-06T06:04:00.000-07:00

The big day,some would say..prime of your life..time to live
all these phrases associated with the coming of age.. and yes.. Bryne wil be turning 21.. an is looking to party the night away.. unfortunately uncle Willy's garage was fully booked,so looks like we gonna need a alternate venue..
Bryne is looking to go all out.. samoosas,pies.. a huge 21st key... flower girl.. the works..
So if you have any input.. please let me know.. more details will be sent out via the Mxit Council.. pertaining to this event.. but please keep your diaries clear
18 and 19 August..

Looking to buy or sell? Look no Faaather

2007-08-06T05:56:00.000-07:00

Yes guys,we at the EB site can proudly say,we've reached advertisement status..
so if you have maybe a old computer,a old car.. a just a leather jacket you would like to get rid of.. EB Ads,is definately the place to do so..
We are willing to advertise anything in our classified section.. as long as its at a reasonable price and not stolen..
We so confident.. we can say your item is practically sold..
If all goes well.. with the EB-ADS,we looking to take it to the next step.. and start a EB-Bay but thats all future talk for now

Terms and Conditions
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All items remains property of EB,the website as well as the band members,all get first choice on all items..
Items not sold wil be donated to band..
Band entitled to 23% of all earnings

Do you reconise this face?

2007-08-06T03:38:00.000-07:00

Well if you do.. it will be safe to safe to say.. you need help

Quite often the "Media" tries to implant pictures and images in our head.. which is impossible to forget.. try as you may.. there's no getting away from it..

And quite frankly..I've just done the same thing.. so next time you see this young lady..

You'll know her name is Gabrielle Hall,i now that i told you that.. you'll never forget it..

Where you might see her next..only you can answer that.. so for future reference.. always remember

the MEDIA.. is a powerful tool..

FaceBrick ...... Friend or Foe?

2007-08-06T02:56:00.000-07:00

I'm sure by now you guys have all heard about it.. everyone's talking about it.. all the cool kids are doing it.. but what exactly is FaceBook..
For those who dont know,its like having a telephone book,with email adress in it..with a picture attached of coarse
So is FACEBOOK dangerous?
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Like anything in life,if it gets into the wrong hands..yes it could be dangerous.. if you are a Jealous boyfriend,or pshyco girlfriend.then Facebook is not for you..
If you a loner,and dont have friends,and not cool.. well then Facebook is not for you
If you think its gonna improve you chances with the one you want,well then Facebook is not for you

Does it Cost anything?
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Nope: log onto www.facebook.com ... register .. and boom you in

Why advertise for Facebook?
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As you guys know,as the EB group.. gigs have been far and few between.. so if you do get yourself registered on Facebrick.. be sure to let you pals know about EB,our Website.. and also how they can become a part of this upcoming band

Elevia WHO?

2007-07-27T04:47:00.000-07:00

Guys,its come to my attention,as well as the rest of the members

that one of our EX-FANS ELEVIA was caught supporting another band..

Yes.. 14 July 2007 she was caught red handed buying the Maroon 5 CD and we have video footage to support this.

An as shocking as it was too me,

i'm afraid we gonna have to let her go..

We at the EB group are a jealous band,and support of another band is strictly prohibited..

So as from Sunday 29th July.. Elevia Claudine Jordan wil be Axed from the EB group..

any members seen liasing with Elevia after that date,wil be questioned and liable to pay a fine..

Why elevia,Why? you just had to wait 9 more years for our Cd to be launched

Wella's Party CANCELLED

2007-07-27T04:40:00.000-07:00

YES,GUYS I'M SO SAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WELLA'S PARTY WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPENING..
A big apology goes out for all those guys who had to take the time out to actually plan for this weekend,buying clothes.. sweets and chips ect.. those who were getting the game face on to make a chyse at the club(lloyd)But yes,Wella and Carmen couldnt find a babysitter for little Tyrese..There usual babysitter,dropped them on the last minute..so yes they stuck,but as you guys know,family comes first.. So wella and Carmen,although dissapionted,we forgive you guys

A special Thanks

2007-07-25T07:45:00.000-07:00

Yes, a special word of thanks goes out to our lead Talent..
Kandle Claasen..

Kenny has dedicated his time and skill and wil now be heading up the "behind the scenes" of the EB site

Here is just a sneak preview of the cutting edge journalism you can expect from kenny and his team.. (see pic)
Really giving you a true reflection of the life behind the band,auditions.. drum off's.. all the struggles that come with it and many more....
do check out the "Behind the Scenes" under EB Related links
Also if you feel you could take a a"link" as Kenny has,please do let me know,i will run it pass thee technicians.. and if approved.. you might have a spot..
So in the words of Noleen Nolqwqwqwqsanqa "do join me"

Do band members really need to look alike?

2007-07-25T07:22:00.000-07:00

Guys since our gig,its really got me and the band members thinking..

how can we perform as a group..if we dont look like a group

So i took it up with the rest of the band,as well as our HR manager..

We eventually landed up at the designer..and here is a rough skecth that we came away with

once again people.. nothing is in stone..

But we need your input

We decided to go with a simple design,thus taking the attention away from the clothes,leaving only the music to be enjoyed

Click on image to enlarge

No more Mxit for Tamatie

2007-07-25T06:28:00.000-07:00

For those of you,that have been following our mxit updates regularly,i'm sure you are all well aware of tamatie(aka Daren)

But just to refresh

*he is a mxit kop

*he dop

*his phone was "evicted"

*he no longer has mxit

Obvoiusly,it seems as if we here to mock him,but this is what we called in my time as "Tough Love"

So this is just a little warning to our younger fan base out there..life always has 3 steps

1st-Elastic-Band---->>2nd Shcool work----->>>3rd Games

So in closing to Tamatie.. this is just a word from your concerned family.. and also a perfect oppertunity to say: WAAAAAAAAAA

Our Boys Growing Up

2007-07-25T04:39:00.000-07:00

Another year,another day yet his beaty is here to stay

Yes folks,Wesley Gerald Adams has become a year old..

and because wella is the first member of the band to actually celebrate his birthday,after our first gig,we decided to do a little something special..

Even though the details aren't in stone yet..

We will be meeting at Wella's house,and then dispersing from there

We dont want to go with to many cars.. as petrol is not cheap..

so please do indicate if you can be a lift buddy..

Dress smartly.. coz we might go someone smartly.. or who knows where we might land up

So if you count yourself as a band member,and as a friend of wella,who is a friend of charlie..

Be sure to be there

OUR FIRST GIG

2007-07-23T07:31:00.000-07:00

Yes,you guys missed it..Our First gig..YUP it was sudden

and we werent fully prepared..

But luckily they put BEATRICE,just before us.. which gave us a slight boost..

Here's the pic of the band.. just chilling on the stage..

As the EB group,yes we do admit the advertising for the gig was a bit week,but we'l be sure to let all you guys know.. about our gigs well in advance.. and even give out comp tickets..

with our "In the Mix" competition.. to be sure you guys attend..

It was said before.. but as the EB Directorate..

Thanks for your guys time,practice and just making this EB dream possible

As Breyton once said.. "Live your dreams"

Research? Research? Research?

2007-07-19T03:41:00.000-07:00

Yes guys,as you might of already heard by now already(I'm not sure if Carmen knows yet)
But our dear friend Robyn Janice Paulse.. wil soon be leaving the shores of sunny of Cape Town.. to not so Sunny Jo-burg..
Robyn is the Chief Researcher for EB,and she wil be going up there to find out how EB can crack that Jo-burg market..
She'l be receiving less pay from us of coarse.. but we've assigned her our top researchers..
Robyn wil be dearly missed.. she might be leaving but her statements live on with us..
"I love straws"
"I like you guys"
"Can we play 30 seconds now"

Are you not part of the EB MXIT Community?

2007-07-19T02:03:00.000-07:00

If you interested in hearing,wats happening in your home town,your church.. or just wanna know wats the latest news..

Then be sure to add the following mxit councillors contacts to you list

You wil receive regular events(poker nights,clubs ect) as well as competitions..

Also watch this space.. as we will be opening up new positions withing the mixit community.. due to our large service area..

So dont be caught bored at home,join enjoy mxing it,with you phone

Ron Burgendy : 082 494 6260 (in the MIX)

Bobby Blanco : 082 929 3848 (Mixin It)

Peter File : 082 631 1867 (News letter)

Comments and Suggestions

2007-07-18T05:50:00.000-07:00

Thanks guys for all your comments and suggestions.. we as the band really do appreciate your guys input..
As requested..i have now added a "comments" tab under the Singles and Singlette page.. so if you do feel the need to leave your name and number.. be sure to lettuce know..
Also if you know of any single folk,that might need some "advertising" we'l be happy to host them right here..
As long as they can Garentee EB wil be the band at the wedding.. we dont mind
Also if you feel the Site maybe needs to take a certain direction.. be sure to lettuce know as well

IT'S OFFICIAL

2007-07-16T02:05:00.002-07:00

Yes,guys,sadly our time has drawn to a close

Its official,Carmen and Wella are now a couple..
i mean they not yet by the the picture stages.. but this one small picture speaks Volumes..

so as the Chief in Editor.. i would just like to say thanks to them.. in being instrumental.. in getting the band kicked off,in terms of couples..

Which brings me to my next topic

We need a new couple to make gaai of.. yes,i admit.. wella and carmen.. fun times.. hours of entertainment..but the old has gone and the new has to come..

So if you guys know of any couple that might be interested in us making gaai of them.. please feel free to give us a call, and remember.. when your relationship is tested.. it can only make you stronger?

Can you be good at Guitar and Games?

2007-07-02T08:14:00.000-07:00

Well if you not sure about this,answer,then its by time you find out

yes,we will be launching thee official Lan-Week..yes you heard it folks,Week,not weekend..

all band members officialy qaulify to play.. and there seats wil be reserved

for all other members or fans looking to join..

please send a 3 page motivation letter,on why you feel u should be chosen to play..

a 2 page resume

at least 4 reliable gamers as references

10 reason why you think you are a worthy oppenent

and if you win,how wil this help the band

So there you have it folks.. i look forward to your comments

Are you not a Band Member

2007-07-02T08:01:00.000-07:00

Yes,as this is only our initial launch..We have not finalized the band,or any of there fuctions.. as yet.. we do however still need a basses..

but one with no Talent..as a band,we decided to only have 1 talented member.. thus making the rest of us,not feel so sucky

so if you have NO TALENT.. or are really good at FAKING HAVING NO TALENT

give me a call.. and we can setup a interview

Does Mxit Advertising Really Work

2007-07-02T07:53:00.000-07:00

EB has largely used Mxit as its main source of advertising
an thank to the Council's hard work and dedication,they are where they are today..
so can one ttruelly say ,Mxit doesnt work?
i mean,how did you find out about this Site?
you gotta ask yourself

Will Love be our Enemy

2007-07-02T07:28:00.000-07:00

At first they were rumors,then they were true,after maye 3 shots of Tequila..then things died down..and now,where there once was a spark.. Is now Fire..Yes,as you all know,Carmen(a pre-selected song-bird) and our first string drummer/singerWella.. well they have developed some feelings for each other.. which is highly understanable..i mean,you on Tour, stuck on the same Bus,days on end.. you bound to find love..the big question is,will devision be brought about to our band.. if there love should ever dwindle..let me know..

Rumors about Auditions Closing

2007-07-02T07:06:00.001-07:00

As, you guys probably already know,someone has been spreading malicoius rumors about us ending our audition spell
i am hear to let you know,only once we send out a official letter of Finished Auditions
well only then is it over..
For those guys that didnt make it at Idols
your Abner's,Kelly's and so forth
you guys are welcomed to come audition,here with us..