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Here we see Richard,speding a lovely evening with his lady..
but at the same time listening to the United game on his phone..
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A Band committed to having fun.. making gaai.. doing covers.. most likely not ever gonna be rich.. but hey.. we in it for the music.. not the money,or the big house,or the nice cars,or the groupies,of the fame.. or well any of those things.. yes,we in it for the music
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Band Details
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E-mail: devon.wagner@capetown.gov.za
Be sure to give us a call or just leave us a comment
Band Details
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E-mail: devon.wagner@capetown.gov.za
Band Members
- Stuart Corlissen
- Wesley Adams
- Devon Wagner
- Daren Hendricks
- Lloyd Pretorius
- Kenny Klaasen
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- Invite Only
- Cost: R260 p/p
Joke of the Week
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have $ex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have $ex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and pull on my penis......
fifty times."
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have $ex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have $ex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and pull on my penis......
fifty times."
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